terça-feira, março 27, 2007

Arrogâncias...

E pronto...hoje deu-me para isto :p

Your Stripper Song Is

Master and Servant by Depeche Mode

"There?s a new game
We like to play you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog
Get me down on my knees"

Yawn, dancing is so boring without a little spice.


You Are 60% Sexy

Your Sex Appeal Is: High

You're quite sexy, and you're probably at least partially aware of your powers.
Don't let your self doubt ever get the best of you. You're even more attractive than you know.


Your Lust Quotient: 49%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!


Your Porn Star Name Is...

Alotta Vagina


Your Passion is Purple

Sophisticated and classy, you're a bit picky about sex.
You're more likely to be turned on by a fancy hotel room than a dirty flick.
Sex is fine enough, as long as it doesn't mess up your hair.
For you, sex is more about power and favors than actually pleasure.


Your Love Style is Eros

For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)


You're a Romantic Kisser

For you, kissing is all about feeling the romance
You love to kiss under the stars or by the sea
The perfect kiss involves the perfect mood
It's pretty common for kisses to sweep you off your feet
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You Date Like a Woman

According to studies on dating, you date like a woman.
You tend to take romance seriously, and you're not really out for a fling.

A mental and emotional connection always comes first for you.
And rushing the physical stuff is likely to turn you off.

You're highly selective when it comes to dating, and some may say you're too picky.
You know what you want, and when you find it, you're ready to commit.


Your Lucky Underwear is Blue

You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them.
You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist.

Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry.
If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first.


Leo - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:

You're almost always the center of attention - and easy for potential dates to spot
Your happiness and optimism is appealing to all... and contagious!
You don't hold grudges - getting over little fights is no problem for you

Your negative traits:

You tend to ignore relationship problems, until they are too big to handle
You crave luxury, and you are disappointed with partners who can't provide you with it
If someone does you wrong, you'll coldly and cruelly break their heart

Your ideal partner:

Someone high status enough to bring you more attention - but not so great that they upstage you
Makes you laugh and brings excitement to everything you do together
Is aggressive and confident enough to butt heads with you every so often

Your dating style:

High expectations. You need to be impressed with an incredible first date for a second one to occur.

Your seduction style:

You like to make the first move - you're fearless about initiating things
Passionate. You really get into any intimate act.
Aggressive. Most of the time, you find yourself wanting sex more than your partner.

Tips for the future:

Try to not need so much attention. You'll feel less ignored, guaranteed.
Learn to love your partner for who they are - not how they help advance your life.
Let your partner shine occasionally. You don't always have to be the alpha dog.

Best color to attract mate: Gold

Best day for a date: Sunday

You Are More Yin

Feminine
Devoted
Forgiving
Fall
Winter
Afternoon
Moon
Time
Passive
Metal
Honey


Your Boobies' Names Are...

Venus and Serena


You Are Midnight

You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends.

E que tal, já chega? Parece me que sim...

3 comentários:

Puta valente disse...

Por momentos pensei que esta coisa estivesse viciada, porque os resultados estavam iguais aos teus, quais?
Não os fiz a todos, porque pode não parecer, mas tenho mais que fazer, digo apenas que o nome das minhas meninas é:

Betty and veronica! (.)(.) (ihihih)

E o meu Porno star name é Tasty Treats! :D

Tenho 53% de luxúria e sou 78% sexy (extremely high LOL!) e trago como cor da paixão o laranja, e nisto tudo sou portadora de uma doença gravíssima! BEIJO ROMÂNTICO!

Uma puta com um beijo romântico… não combina!... não tarda estão a dizer que tenho boa índole e sentimentos puros…

De qq forma, falacioso ou não
Adorei! :D
Grata!
Love u bitch!

Puta disse...

Aqui a puta tb quer!! Tb quer!! Suas putas desnaturadas que nao sabem dar os sites bifidos a putas curiosas como a je!!

De qualquer forma está verdadeiramente BIFIDOOO!! Sim sra! Putas com beijo romantico... Eu já vos disse para não misturarem prazer e negócios...

Puta Bifida

Puta Arrogante disse...

Uma Puta chama-me de desocupada, e diz que tem mais que fazer do que eu!
(Pois, pois...)

A outra reclama porque também quer saber os sites bífidos...ora se a bifida é ela, não seria ela que teria de ter em seu poder essa informação?
(debaixo de cada teste encontras o link para o site)

E agora uma perguntinha...se o nosso negócio é o do prazer, como não mistura-los? Hum...?